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quote of the fun-stories.com that can at least provide a reference back. S herlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.  After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute.  “Well, bullet    Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. bullet    Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. bullet    Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. bullet    Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. bullet    Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small an...

Bad advice is the world's freest and most renewable resource. Still, there is an entire self-help industry devoted to selling it to us. I actively seek out the worst advice available, and during my cultural archaeology, I've found many books, videos and electric fitness belts that go beyond simple failure and end up doing the exact opposite of their intended effect. Here are three of my favorites. #3.  Making Sex Fun With Games & Toys , 1991 It's not exactly a huge challenge when you set out to make sex fun. If a sock filled with sour cream can figure it out, "America's top sex educators" should have an easy time. They don't. They really, really blow it. If a nighthawk broke through your window and removed your genitals while you watched it, that would be the sexiest, most fun part of your viewing experience. This video is what it would look like if you sent castration chemicals to film school. It's hosted by Dr. Roger Libby,...

Firstly, I'm very happy with my friend's really my friend. While studying in the classroom, in the morning around 7 am dating teacher educators and teacher gave us teachings. At that time the condition is still fresh and fun, I along with my friends still engrossed attention pengampu teacher. As he approached the end of the first lesson, the teacher gave the task to work on worksheets chapter 1. Although the mind rather down, unlike the first time before the lesson is fresh and fun. I think "Ah, little better lah, it's just PR talaga". : D: D spirit: D Clock second lesson, the teacher came in and we started to follow the lesson again. My mind was still focused on the lesson, and then when asked for help to answer the question that is on my worksheet managed to answer correctly. Time has passed several hours, again and again the second teacher also gives homework very much (we were told to do homework class looking at Media Photographers period). Ooooo, My min...

            Pertama, aku sangat ceria banget bareng temen-temenku. Sambil belajar dalam kelas, pagi hari sekitar jam 7 pagi guru pengajar dating, lalu guru tersebut memberikan ajaran kepada kami. Saat itu kondisi masih fresh and fun, saya bersama teman-teman masih asyik memperhatikan guru pengampu. Saat mendekati akhir pelajaran yang pertama, guru tersebut memberikan tugas untuk mengerjakan LKS bab 1. Walaupun pikiran agak turun, tidak seperti saat pertama sebelum pelajaran dimulai yang fresh and fun. Aku berfikir “Ah, agak mendingan lah, Cuma PR ini doank”. :D :D semangat :D             Jam Pelajaran kedua, guru datang dan kami mulai mengikuti pelajaran lagi. Pikiran saya masih focus terhadap pelajaran, kemudian saat minta tolong untuk menjawab pertanyaan yang ada di LKS saya berhasil menjawab dengan benar. Waktu telah berlalu beberapa jam, Lagi dan lagi guru kedua ini...

In Holland there is a man who can  regulate his body temperature  just by thinking about it; in England there's a guy who can solve any mathematical equation in his head, as well as  learn new languages  in a week; and from my normal standing position, I can jump really, really high. The point is, there are legitimate  superpowers  in the world, and a few of us are lucky enough to enjoy them for no reason other than genetic providence. Are we the future of humanity? Are we destined for something greater than the rest of you? No one knows for sure. But probably yes. And yet, for every person with an extraordinary gift, there are whole knots of normal people mistaking their asinine quirks for inherent abilities. They celebrate their meaningless talents loudly, and often, trying to convince anyone who will listen that they are super.   "Jesus, Kevin. Go back to your desk." These people can't survive in ice water, or learn the subjunctive tense in...

I was going to start this article by stating the definitive number of vampire movies that have been made in the history of film. That was really hard to pinpoint. Then I thought I'd mention just the vampire movies this year. That was also hard to do. You might think this year just gave us  Dark Shadows  and  Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter , but don't forget the indie film circuit, that shit that winds up on On Demand and Netflix that you foolishly put on late at night when you're a little confused and just despise once you start watching because it looks like it was filmed with an iPhone and most of the cast were rejected from porn shoots for lack of believability. The fact is, dozens of vampire movies are made every year. Hundreds of books are written, and there are the odd video game and TV show squirted out, too. The vampire is not going away. It appeals to society more than any other monster, and the reason is that it offers bats and monster scares for kids, the ide...

By Alexey Braguine June 16, 2011 I like to call things for what they are. At least that is what writers are supposed to do when working on their craft. Killing someone in cold blood is murder. It may sound a bit better for government bureaucrats to call murder a targeted assassination. However, all assassinations whether performed by Mafia gangs, government agents, or SEALS are murder. It doesn´t matter on whose side one is, Bin Ladin was murdered in cold blood. Was it necessary to kill him? I doubt it. The SEAL team that went in to get him were highly trained and capable of taking Bin Ladin alive. The job was not much more difficult than arresting your neighbor Harry who is a bit of a nut and keeps a Kalashnikov in his bedroom. I imagine that Osama was shot, therefore I can also say that was a wasted bullet. Instead of being tried like a criminal he died like a martyr and has become an example to every anti American whether Muslim or not. Actually, if the American security s...

     Told there was a Muslim youth who did not participate Jumatan . He even went into the woods to hunt pheasant. When you're searching the tall grass and dense , suddenly a tiger with teeth sticking out of the mouth again asleep .      The youth was shocked , his rifle falling into the abyss . Even too shocked , his body fell backwards right on top of a rock . " Gedebug krakk .. " His legs fall off ( uh , come off ! ) . Because there is noise ( the youth fell and cried , "Au , au , au ! " ) The tiger up. He approached the youth and doing 'approach ( uh-oh! ) .      The youth are not able to do anything else , has resigned to accept his fate . then,      the youth to pray . "O Allah , forgive me for not Friday prayers today, this glorious Friday . " " O God , thy servant pleaded , make sharp-toothed tiger , pointy toed ...

MONEY There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money i...

Best Known Man In The World There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, "Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!" His boss doesn't believe him, so he says "No you do not know everyone in the whole world" but Sulio says "Yes I do!" so Sulio's boss says "Well prove it!" then Sulio says "Pick someone... and I know them!" Well Sulio's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Sulio says "Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" then Sulio says "Yes we were!" so they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck's house. Sulio knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Sulio goes "Tom!!!" and Tom goes "Sulio!...

Funny story In a suburban area , there is a fairly old cemetery haunted . However , it is common knowledge that the cemetery is a place young people who like to do nasty . Well this was a young man rather ' oon named Amir was intrigued by the " activities " at the tomb. he Ventured , one night he came to the area and hid in the cemetery on one banyan tree . The old trees thick enough so it will not be seen from below if there are hiding in the branches . Long story short, came a young couple and a couple who are not strong abstinence . Together they entered the area of ​​the cemetery and stopped right under a banyan tree , where Amir hiding . The young man said, " ... we're a long courtship . Now What if we were ' such things ' .. Abang already not strong ya .. " The girl who was naive replied with a blush, " Ah .. ah do not bang .. shame if the...

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This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death. However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself, and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat are astounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on...

Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world: Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate. FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything. Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male. For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story. Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour. Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar. Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person...

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-bafflingly-racist-shows-tv-right-now/ Racism and TV are as old as TV. Racism alone, of course, was invented with radio. But there was a good deal of time during which you'd never see anything even remotely multicultural on TV the vast majority of the time, and people thought they were being pretty progressive by watching Benson. And then they'd watch All in the Family, and that was OK because Archie Bunker, though racist, was also a twat, so when he met Sammy Davis Jr., you always knew Mr. Davis Jr. would come out of it OK. Time passed, sitcom producers started realizing you could feature characters who weren't whiter than bleached Wonder Bread and the world was a fine place. And yet, even today, in 2012, you can find shows creeping around that seem to not just exist in a vacuum, but revel in just how intolerant or ignorant of race they are. #5. American Gypsies NatonalGeographic.com The National Geographic Channel, in ...